Letter from Someone With Rapidly Waning Interest

Jesus, this is long. I can't read all of this. Why did you make it this long?

How could you possible have this much to say about some old guy living by himself? This is like a fucking term paper. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I guess it's good. I didn't read all of it. I had to collate some copies, talk to my supervisor about a project, then talk on Instant Messenger. I do have a life.

Hey, did you watch American Idol last night? That show is so great. You should write a letter from Simon Cowell. That would be funny.